1821 Pictures
Open Road Films
Machete Collection
Machete Kills
Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.
Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.
- Original title
- Machete Kills
- Language
- EN
- Country
- US
- Budget
- $20,000,000
- Revenue
- $17,537,186
Dark Jedi
May 10, 2018 · via TMDB
I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.
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Danny Trejo
Machete
Mel Gibson
Voz
Demián Bichir
Mendez
Amber Heard
Miss San Antonio
Michelle Rodriguez
Luz
Sofía Vergara
Desdemona
Charlie Sheen
Mr. President
Lady Gaga
La Camaleón
Antonio Banderas
El Camaleón 4
Walton Goggins
El Camaleón 1
Cuba Gooding Jr.
El Camaleón 2
Vanessa Hudgens
Cereza
Alexa PenaVega
Killjoy
Marko Zaror
Zaror
Tom Savini
Osiris Amanpour
William Sadler
Sheriff Doakes
Julio Oscar Mechoso
Chepo
Callie Hernandez
Space Babe
Billy Blair
Billy Blair
Samuel Davis
Clebourne
Jason Christopher
Lieutenant Brass
Emmy Robbin
Pris
Jimmy Gonzales
Man in Bondage
Ashley Wood
Male Tourist
Patricia Vonne
Female Tourist
Vincent Fuentes
Cabrito Cook
Elle LaMont
Dollface
Pablo Esparza
Grasa
Edgar Arreola
Estoban
Jorge A. Jimenez
Dying Cartel Guy
Sam Medina
Cartel Leader
Crystal Martinez
Wife of Mendez
Electra Avellan
Nurse Mona
Elise Avellan
Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison
Nurse Fine
Corey Burton
Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Elon Musk
Elon Musk
Jessica Alba
Sartana Rivera (uncredited)
J.J. Perry
Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
Alexander Rodnyansky
Radio Guest (uncredited)
Robert Rodriguez
Director of Photography
Rico Torres
Still Photographer
Jeff Dashnaw
Stunt Coordinator
Troy Brown
Stunt Coordinator
Brian Brown
Stunts
Chad Dashnaw
Stunts
David Alvarado
Stunts
Diana R. Lupo
Stunts
Eddie J. Fernandez
Stunts
Hans Marrero
Stunts
J.J. Perry
Stunts
Jessica Harbeck
Stunts
Kelly Bellini
Stunts
Laurence Chavez
Stunts
Norman Mora
Stunts
Rudy Reyes
Stunts
Stacey Carino
Stunts
Robert Rodriguez
Director
Robert Rodriguez
Editor
Mary Vernieu
Casting
Douglas Aarniokoski
Co-Producer
Sam Englebardt
Executive Producer
Alexander Rodnyansky
Producer
Robert Rodriguez
Producer
Sergey Bespalov
Producer
Robert Rodriguez
Original Music Composer
Paula Fairfield
Sound Designer
Brad Engleking
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Robert Rodriguez
Story
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