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The Rats: A Witcher Tale
To pull off a daring heist, a gang of six misfit outlaws will have to do something they've never done before: trust each other — and a washed-up Witcher.
- Original title
- The Rats: A Witcher Tale
- Language
- EN
- Country
- US
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jw
Dec 13, 2025 · via TMDB
# LARPing the basic plot again, Netflix crap. The vultures who grabbed the Witcher "franchise" have done it again. Even this strong side story about the Rats, they managed to corrupt. And I'm not talking about "we need to have a PoC everywhere" in which is supposed medieval Poland and surroundings. I'm talking about a doppler which isn't one: A doppler is someone who can shapeshift to replicate the likeness of another. Hence the name. Here, just some dude with white paint on his face. I'm talking about Bonhart having a nonsensical apperance. Copeley is a good actor, but the styling is stupid. Bonhart is a close-combat fighter; he keeps his hair short, so the opponent cannot grab it. Guess what they did here? long, stringy hair. I'm talking about a pair of regular modern sunglasses modified slightly turning up in a pseudo-arabic medieval setting (which has no place in the slavic Witcher universe). I'm talking about giving Mistle psychic powers - or whatever you want to call it when the writers are lazy and have someone read their notes straight to the audience. For a washed-up fighter, Dolph Lundgren is a solid choice. But the Rats story has no Witcher in it, let alone one from the cat school. 1000 up front, and 20 after the job is done? That's certainly an original negotiation method. To top it off, Til Echrade, a "fair-haired elf" fighter becomes a bald black magician here. And he's not with Skellen, but ... ah, nevermind. It's a mess. The Netflix impostors use names from the stories, some basic plot elements, but that's it. They don't even apply inner logic. OKish-fighting scenes, cheesy music, uninspired direction. LARP is fun when you do it with friends, I suppose; but please don't pass it off as a film adaptation of the story.
DogsLoveMe
Nov 2, 2025 · via TMDB
When people say only attractive people are being cast in Hollywood movies and TV shows show them this movie. It proves that overweight and ugly people are most definitely being represented!!! 🤭
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Christelle Elwin
Mistle
Ben Radcliffe
Giselher
Fabian McCallum
Kayleigh
Aggy K. Adams
Iskra
Connor Crawford
Asse
Juliette Alexandra
Reef
Dolph Lundgren
Brehen
Ben Robson
Bert Brigden
Sharlto Copley
Leo Bonhart
Freya Allan
Princess Cirilla 'Ciri' of Cintra
Deoudoné Pretorius
Juniper
Warren Masemola
Til Echrade
Innes Maas
Slemmig
Bianca Simone Mannie
Sonora
Litha Bam
Miss Skret
Tony Caprari
Baron Fitz-Oesterlen
Aubrey Shelton
Barker
Stevel Marc
Lord Ridot
Dineo Langa
Lady Ridot
Dianne Simpson
Seamstress
Shane John Kruger
Bish Karrow
Tamer Burjaq
Crooked Nose
Simone Neethling
Money Girl
Richard Lothian
Berts Guard
Andrzej Sapkowski
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Mairzee Almas
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Jarosław Sawko
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Sean Daniel
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Tomek Bagiński
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Andrzej Sapkowski
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